You Can Tell Im Golf Wangin'

kickthebutt:

thatenglishamericangirl:

elsa-everdeen:

teenyweenynotepad:

artemislocheia:

5sos-smut-world:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

I WAS EXPECTING JOHN CENA TO APPEAR

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haywood-you-stop-that:

icexxxtea:

faleep:

pinkifingers:

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

That last fatal scream tho

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH
THIS POST NEVER DIES
WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

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Anonymous asked: Alternative phrases to "calm your tits"

so-pale-girl:

• Soothe your boobs 
  
• de-stress your breasts 
  
• undo the calamity that is your mammaries 
  
•  adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like

• give that chest a rest
• hakuna your tatas

neutral:

lowering your music’s volume just to snoop on other peoples conversations

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laughing-llama:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

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sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

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burgrs:

this update is Gross & Unwanted™ but so am i so i will continue to blog here….

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black–lamb:

calumfuckmeup:

ever noticed that girls never complain about being in the friendzone????? its because they understand what it means when someone says no

Bloop

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doyouthinkaboutme:

Hahahahahahahha

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thehilariousblog:

tbhfunk:

patheticbae:

intoasylum:

why did i make this

YOOOO

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